Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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