I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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