Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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