These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
