She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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