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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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