Are we in a gay sports bar?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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