why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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