bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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