The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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