The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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