So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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