I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
This house was built for laser tag.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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