YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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