he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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