so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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