Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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