Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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