I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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