why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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