I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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