We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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