I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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