dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
