The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I am midnight drunk by noon
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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