Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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