i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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