Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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