I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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