She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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