Small penises have feelings too.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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