He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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