I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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