kristin has been a bad kristin
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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