Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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