She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Green mimosas i think yes
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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