She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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