Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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