And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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