So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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