She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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