normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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