I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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