I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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