I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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