chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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