if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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