and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Found your dick twin last night
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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