it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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