He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
only you would photoshop your dick
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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